DAILY DUMBASS REPORT
MAN SHOPLIFTS LOBSTERS...DOWN PANTS
LOCAL
THIEVES ROB STORE...
ASK COP FOR DIRECTIONS
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10/13
10/14
MAN PEES SELF DURING POLICE QUESTIONING
DON'T BANG IN A POLICE DEPT. PARKING LOT
10/15
MAN LOSES SECOND EYE AT STRIP CLUB...
WHERE HE ALSO LOST THE FIRST A FEW
MONTHS BACK!
10/16
10/17
PARENTS OF THE YEAR!
GUY MAKES LOVE TO CAR WASH VAC
10/23
MISS TEEN LOUISIANA PICKED UP FOR DINE
AND DASH...CAUSE SHE LEFT HER PURSE!
BUS DRIVER STOPS FOR BEER... WITH KIDS!
10/24
OLD MAN GETS JUNK STUCK IN PIPE
10/27
10/28
INMATE CAUGHT WITH ALOT IN HIS BUTT!
FAMILY MOVES INTO FURNITURE STORE
11/3
MAN CAUGHT IN MANEQUINN ORGY!
11/4
11/5
MAN WANTS BACK WIFE WHO PUT A HIT ON
HIM AND HIS KIDS... SHE'S A GOOD PERSON!
11/11
DON'T GO TO A DENTIST FOR A BOOB JOB!
